“The next time an attractive blonde ever wants to buy a lot of muffins from you, say no.”

posted 3 months ago and tagged as family affairs ben sean advice
Ben just found out Maggie is MARRIED (didn’t see that bombshell coming)
If I was in his situation right now I would stuff all of whatever those baked goods are right there down my pants and leg it.

Ben just found out Maggie is MARRIED (didn’t see that bombshell coming)

If I was in his situation right now I would stuff all of whatever those baked goods are right there down my pants and leg it.

posted 4 months ago and tagged as nomtime ben maggie what a whore love bug
There he is! Token Kermit face.

There he is! Token Kermit face.

posted 4 months ago and tagged as Kermit Face ben love bug

“Your husband is looking for you.”

Oh SNAP! 

posted 6 months ago and tagged as julie ben maggie Family Affairs

This is pretty much the definition of “awkward situation”.

posted 6 months ago and tagged as ben maggie awkward Family Affairs

So, here’s the thing…

imagine you’re an elderly (TWENTY SIX!) lady with a successful catering company (that doesn’t require you to do any cooking). You have an important decision to make. Do you choose ….

… the poor woman’s Fillion, or

… Kermit-face Covington?

POOR MANS FILLION! POOR MANS FILLION!

Ben tried calling her. Her pager wasn’t working. She was sorry.
Did you call ones pager?
Do we have a tag for this woman yet?

Ben tried calling her. Her pager wasn’t working. She was sorry.

Did you call ones pager?

Do we have a tag for this woman yet?

posted 6 months ago and tagged as so 90s ben crash

OK, fine. One other thing does happen while it’s raining…

4. Ben finds out that Maggie (probably) isn’t a murderous paedophile, but she is married.

posted 8 months ago and tagged as ben maggie the love bug

Important things that happen while it’s raining

1. Noel and Ruby make up.

2. Felicity willfully exposes David to mono … with her tongue

3. Ben gets a coffee

posted 8 months ago and tagged as rain Noel ruby felicity david ben coffee the love bug