“There are a zillion dog owners in this country, and they all manage to score.”
To be honest, I’m getting a little concerned about Elena’s obsession with Felicity “scoring”. This can’t be healthy.
Mm. This cookie is… salty!
STEADY ON NOW!!!
Ok I’m just going to put this out there, but how many people do you think have totally BONED on that couch?
And, today we are continuing our FELICITY WEEK here at BOTD, with today’s winner being verrrrrrry worthy…. Oh yes… I really can’t blame Felicity for giving up her virginity to super hottie Eli, the art student. I would gladly take back mine from the dork I gave it to and give it to Eli instead!!! Yep… Eli, aka Simon Rex, is today’s “Boner of the Day!”
“So, did you score?”
So, help me out here. How many boyfriends has Felicity had who she sleeps with (as in, sleeps in the same bed with, not a euphemism) but doesn’t have sex with? I’m not saying it’s not possible to sleep in the same bed as someone you’re attracted to without having sex, but it seems a little unlikely that three different guys would be entirely happy to snuggle up in bed repeatedly with a girl without ever saying “Hey, you know what? Maybe we should bone.”
I’m not sure whether my point here is ‘Felicity is weird and/or a tease’ or ‘Noel, Ben and David are weird and/or using Felicity as a beard’. Maybe my point is ‘something is not right here’.
Noel stopping mid-foreplay to carefully check the expiry date on the condom.
Best foreshadowing EVER.
See how Noel and Ruby can have sex without nothing catching fire? Felicity should be taking notes (actually, now that you mention it, are we sure she isn’t watching this from the couch, half-hidden under a rug?).
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