Felicity The Blog

“I should warn you, my parents are a little too excited about getting to know you.”

“I don’t mind. I really like them.”

“Really?”

I propose a hypothesis that what “NECKLACE!!!” is to Ben, iBook is to Noel.

Sure, she’s macking on David right now, but that iBook is telling me that maybe her heart isn’t completely in it. 

“Elena insisted on keeping the dog for the night, with one condition: that I actually have sex.”

a) see previous comment about Elena’s unhealthy level of involvement in Felicity’s sex life

b) David, handy hint: if you’re topless and the girl still hasn’t even taken off her coat, she may not be super-duper keen.

So, help me out here. How many boyfriends has Felicity had who she sleeps with (as in, sleeps in the same bed with, not a euphemism) but doesn’t have sex with? I’m not saying it’s not possible to sleep in the same bed as someone you’re attracted to without having sex, but it seems a little unlikely that three different guys would be entirely happy to snuggle up in bed repeatedly with a girl without ever saying “Hey, you know what? Maybe we should bone.”

I’m not sure whether my point here is ‘Felicity is weird and/or a tease’ or ‘Noel, Ben and David are weird and/or using Felicity as a beard’. Maybe my point is ‘something is not right here’.

David’s a photographer, so he must have one of those umbrella things over his desk. Obviously.

Important things that happen while it’s raining

1. Noel and Ruby make up.

2. Felicity willfully exposes David to mono … with her tongue

3. Ben gets a coffee

Oh look, just when you think something bad has come of “you have an eyelash”, it gets worse.

No-one should ever use that line. Ever.

David: Epstein Bar sounds good to me.

Noel: It’s not the best.

Nooshie: HA HA HA! I love it how they name the bar EPSTEIN BAR in the episode about mono! HA HA HA! MEDICAL JOKE! It’s HILARIOUS! Everyone should be as much of a nerd as me and whoever wrote this show! HA HA HA!