Ben just found out Maggie is MARRIED (didn’t see that bombshell coming)
If I was in his situation right now I would stuff all of whatever those baked goods are right there down my pants and leg it.

Ben just found out Maggie is MARRIED (didn’t see that bombshell coming)

If I was in his situation right now I would stuff all of whatever those baked goods are right there down my pants and leg it.

posted 4 months ago and tagged as nomtime ben maggie what a whore love bug

I like sleeping with you.

posted 4 months ago and tagged as benface maggie love bug
Mm. This cookie is… salty!

Mm. This cookie is… salty!

posted 4 months ago and tagged as boning maggie love bug
I love Ben’s ‘SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME ON THE COUNTER’ face.

I love Ben’s ‘SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME ON THE COUNTER’ face.

posted 4 months ago and tagged as omgz benface maggie love bug
Remember to keep the swirls tight, and don’t let any air into the bag.
I mean you guys thats just good advise for life really as well as icing pastries, am i right?

Remember to keep the swirls tight, and don’t let any air into the bag.

I mean you guys thats just good advise for life really as well as icing pastries, am i right?

posted 4 months ago and tagged as love bug maggie

“Your husband is looking for you.”

Oh SNAP! 

posted 6 months ago and tagged as julie ben maggie Family Affairs

This is pretty much the definition of “awkward situation”.

posted 6 months ago and tagged as ben maggie awkward Family Affairs

So, here’s the thing…

imagine you’re an elderly (TWENTY SIX!) lady with a successful catering company (that doesn’t require you to do any cooking). You have an important decision to make. Do you choose ….

… the poor woman’s Fillion, or

… Kermit-face Covington?

POOR MANS FILLION! POOR MANS FILLION!

Wait, I’m confused. If Maggie is a “caterer”, and seems to spend half her time in the kitchen, why does she need to buy cookies at Dean & Deluca?

posted 6 months ago and tagged as maggie this show makes no sense Family Affairs